| me: | wow could my thighs get any bigger |
|---|---|
| *sits down* | |
| me: | apparently yes |
Lauraology
Just a vegetarian, bass clarinet enthusiast with a love for cats. I like pretty things, but I like ugly things too.
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Vitamin Water
looks like vodka to me
idk man, looks like pink lemonade
you’re all dumb it looks like coffee
you guys are crazy, that looks like coke.
are you deaf? can you not see that it’s water….
deaf? i think you mean blind. nevertheless, it’s obv milk
are you mute? thats NyQuil idiots…
Wow guys? Grow up, it’s obviously a taco.
Clever joke about how this shit’s not vitamin water when this shit is fucking vitamin water.
SHUT UP CARTER YOU’RE NOT FUN IT’S NOT FUCKIN VITAMIN WATER
reblogging for the comments lol
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(via bonushumor)
WOW so mad. Officially boycotting itunes.
I pre-ordered Regina Spektor’s new album on itunes… and paid for the damn thing and have the VISA bill to prove it and now itunes is acting like that was never a thing and is making me pay again.
(Source: photooverload, via ohsopictures)
